Expect a visit from our officers from Homeland Security. We are very concerned
about your
unpatriotic activities and will be watching you closely from our spy
satellite with the GPS tracker
we
installed secretly in your car with our secret court wiretapping and
surveillance warrant.
Sincerely,
The
Feds
-----Original Message----- From: Allen Darrah
I want it. I've never been worried about privacy. Mostly
because I don't do anything illegal. Except speeding of course.
But I don't send a lot of e-mail about that. Except for this one of
course.